Monday evening I had a deliberate discussion on a thesis that I once had a chat with Kelly which left me rattled.
"Most woman(not all ok!)tend to sway towards a lad with loaded pockets(cash yea!..ka-ching..ka-ching!!)and the equal amount of love she possibly could have gotten from a normal bloke"
Clocking in at 2pm,nothing to spare besides a thought, I decided to dance with the devils..Woman of course! Xin Xin and Xiu Xiu battled it all the way out in every direction up-down-left-right-center! and were dead hard pushing the statement out the window busting the myth but of course,I never gave up and insisted we need case studies to justify their claims and prove me wrong. With a swallow sunken voice knowing that I went through a bloodcurdling, hair-raising, horrid, terrific drive from Mid Valley up to Damansara havin' probably sledge hammers, female high pitch vocal cords, igors!,amalgam carvers and Murali thrown in my direction, I gradually sealed my lips and patience being my virtue awaiting for my entourage to arrive.
Soon enough, my entourage arrived in disguise. Karthick, Preeyaa and Ru Yuan were my 3 tier defense body which fought from strength to strength all the way out every statement those atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious sisters came up with. Nelson and Murali pitched in their support for the topic and ultimately Xin & Xiu was outnumbered leading to a catastrophe ending to the thesis. Bottom line is we Won the argument!.period.
A simple summary shall do the trick..
"Man Vs Woman"
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
To top it all, man are required to have this hazardous material data sheet embedded in their brains for survival purposes.